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maybe this was a bad idea

maybe this was a bad idea

03/25/2008

Turns out the alligator farm wasn't supposed to be a petting zoo.


rockin' as fast as I can

rockin' as fast as I can

12/25/2007

One of Quinn's favorite Xmas presents. Oh how I wish it had a volume control.


3 generations of clueless

3 generations of clueless

10/11/2007

As if any of us have any idea what we're looking at.


homewrecker

homewrecker

09/08/2007

Quinn assists with some drywall demolition.


Quinn and Shirley

Quinn and Shirley

06/23/2007

Shirley's 3rd birthday. The cupcake frosting made for an interesting diaper change later.


Quinn and Grandpa

Quinn and Grandpa

04/17/2007


focused

focused

03/02/2007

While the boy watches Little Bear, Dad finds ways to entertain himself.


and a little child shall ride them

and a little child shall ride them

01/03/2007

Gracie May (left) and Jake, the donkeys my in-laws have inexplicably adopted as pets. However, I look forward to the day when we can put a saddle on one of them and give Quinn a ride. Or maybe rig up a chariot.


the lying in winter

the lying in winter

12/06/2006

We haven't had any measurable snowfall recently, so this is actually a shot of the the boy sitting on the floor of a walk-in freezer at the Wal-Mart.


pumpkin patch

pumpkin patch

10/15/2006

He was mildly curious about the pumpkins, but he was definitely wondering why we put him down in the middle of a bunch of dirt and pointed a camera at him.


file under 'how to embarass your child'

file under 'how to embarass your child'

07/14/2006

What's worse - that he's doing this, or that we felt compelled to capture the moment?


old school

old school

05/28/2006

Quinn's first skateboard ride was on Uncle Dan's longboard. For the record, he didn't fall off, but I'm still fairly sure we're related.


on the run

on the run

04/21/2006

Quinn used to be a little hesitant of walking on grass, which is no longer an issue. This picture just seems to need a soundtrack.


at the beach

at the beach

04/16/2006

Wet sand tastes better than dry sand, he noted with glee.


giant

giant

03/15/2006

Quinn with a friend. It's strange to consider that Quinn was that small not too long ago. I take some comfort in knowing that before long, he'll be big enough to take out the trash.


the age of discovery

the age of discovery

02/12/2006

Maybe it's time for the birds-and-bees talk?


this is not a posed shot

this is not a posed shot

01/07/2006

If you can't figure out that Quinn is the one in the middle (flanked by his cousins Ashley and Marin), then I think he's going to need that first haircut really soon.


"Don't put that on your blog," she says

"Don't put that on your blog," she says

12/27/2005

Quinn recently had a mild ear infection, and was put on amoxicillin, which came with a syringe. Like this isn't a great photo of the lad?


happy holidays

happy holidays

12/23/2005

He's just learned how to stand on his own, so he's probably sizing up the lower branches of the Christmas tree.


hold, please

hold, please

12/10/2005

"Uh, can you hold on a second? I can barely hear you - it's so loud here."


my son, the critic

my son, the critic

11/23/2005

Every now and then I see a sign that I'm passing on some important values to my son, like an innate distrust of Care Bears. (Quinn's cousin Josh demonstrates a high level of patience for an 8-year-old.)


evidence of fall

evidence of fall

11/12/2005

The city has piled up leaves like this all around our neighborhood, and this pile is right in front of our house. But we figured it was OK to snap this photo, since these are mostly "our" leaves, right?


still life with pumpkins

still life with pumpkins

10/16/2005

Something smells funny here... oh, wait.


now all I need

now all I need

09/08/2005

... is the remote.


showdown

showdown

09/02/2005

This could get interesting.


attack of the plush furniture

attack of the plush furniture

07/31/2005

Years from now, he'll probably recall this image during a therapy session. But if may prevent him from becoming a "furry," so maybe that's not all bad.


that explains the weird color

that explains the weird color

07/22/2005

... of his poop.


the once and future narcoleptic

the once and future narcoleptic

07/17/2005

He's on the verge of crawling... but sometimes he stops to take a nap along the way.


rat in the kitchen

rat in the kitchen

06/16/2005

Quinn rests after killing his first rodent. (OK, it's a plush toy dog.)


yummy

yummy

06/14/2005

It may look like Quinn's been licking envelopes all afternoon, but this is actually the aftermath of his first meal of solid food. Not that a pasty mixture of rice cereal and milk qualifies as "solid."


melon

melon

04/15/2005

Children are about potential. Mostly the potential for drool.


wait a second

wait a second

03/27/2005

Hold on, I just gotta get myself adjusted before you take the photo... OK, that's good.


bath time

bath time

03/08/2005

I don't care if it's a GFI outlet, I don't like being this close to it.


action figure

action figure

02/27/2005

A greeting we put together for a friend of ours. (Who needs Photoshop?) Maybe he's deliriously happy, maybe he's going for the phone to make a call to social services, it's hard to say.


I wanna be sedated

I wanna be sedated

02/12/2005

He must get the coolness from his mom, because it sure as hell ain't from his dad.


Contemplating the next fiendish plan

Contemplating the next fiendish plan

02/03/2005

Sleep? Ha, they shall get no sleep tonight. Next, we work to perfect the evil laugh.


Ready to go

Ready to go

01/30/2005

The cute snowsuit. He won't grow into it until spring, but why should that stop us?


Quinn and Mom

Quinn and Mom

01/29/2005

Mom consoles Quinn after his first bath. We can't seem to get rid of that darned "new baby" smell.


Quinn and Dad

Quinn and Dad

01/24/2005

Dad teaches Quinn the correct posture for watching TV.


Quinn

Quinn

01/24/2005

Quinn was a little jaundiced at first, so he was put on a biliblanket to help him lose that George Hamilton look; that's where the blue-green glow comes from. (He's now back to a pasty tone that matches his father.) We thought we might use this photo for the birth announcement, with the caption "Hello from the nuclear family."